Thursday, November 12, 2009

Empire State Of Mind

New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't do
Now you're in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York,
New York

Wow, its been a while. 16 days to be precise. Missed me? Ok, calm down, I'm back.

But, I got the crap that is going around called H1N1. OINK ~ OINK! Or should I say, it's got me. I feel crappy and haven't been able to run. This makes me bonkers. So I am feeling like a crappy ass bonker lady with fever taking some shit call Tamiflu which will probably rip up my tummy, rendering me unable to eat. It's all good though, because I am now able to experience what is known as the phenomenon of daytime and crappy mindless TV both of which are incredibly boring and dull.

Give me Dexter and Mad Men with of course 30 Rock thrown in and I am good to go. But, please don't give me Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew or Ace of Cakes. Please. I beg of you. This shit is awful television which I suppose is why its so good.

I am usually very good at keeping busy, but when H1N1 has you, you kinda feel like zoning out for a while, popping back in for food and supplies. I have a great supply of Purell w/aloe and Clorox Disinfecting Wipes disinfect anytime and anywhere.* Pre-moistened with cleaners and disinfectants, these handy household wipes are ready to use. Just wipe and let sit for 30 seconds to sanitize or 4 minutes to disinfect.* Then toss and you're done.

How the fuck do they know that in 4 minutes precisely everything will be disinfected. I should really just wipe my entire body with Clorox Disinfecting Wipes wait 4 minutes and I should be good to go. No more Tamiflu that I spent way to much money on.

Raw Cool pre H1N1 but I'm thinking its lurking at this point. Remember how I detest lurkers? Well damn you H1N1 for lurking. So, the weather outside is frightful and I think by Sunday the weather should be awesome, so I may try to go for a run. I have been accepted into the Brooks Inspire Daily Program and I am very much excited about this. Essentially, I will be an ambassador for Brooks in my running community. More, when I know more.

Anybody know anything about Google Wave? I don't, yet I have been invited to join and of course, I joined. That is the way I roll. You invite me and I'm there. So, now contemplate that. I am always available for a good dinner with drinks or without. I'm easy. Something with pork belly perhaps? I heard pork belly is tasty. And I am all about the taste. Pumpkin ale too. Major props to any beer brewery that makes a good pumpkin ale. Seasoned with some nutmeg, cinnamon you know all that good stuff. I'm just saying.

In keeping with my ADD rattled brain and ADD rattled blog postings I will move on.

The year 2009 is coming to a fast and rapid close. I am happy about that because in the year of 2009 I broke my toe and some other shit happened that I didn't like. So, 2010 HOLLA!!!

See that right there? That right there is the secret to life. Eat one or two ~ doesn't have to say 26.2. But, just eat one and all of life's mysteries will be solved. HOLLA!

"You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

Repeated frustrations and disappointments, Michelle, are always a reflection of repeated misunderstandings and presumptions.
Oh, darn -
The Universe